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When someone cums in your earholes.
Girl 1: What happened with you and Gerry last night?
Girl 2: That fucker gerried in my left ear.
Gerried by hibiscuus April 21, 2023
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To breakup with your girlfriend/boyfriend over Facebook by changing your status from in a relationship to single.
Horse: "Larry is listed as single!"
Starfish: "What? When? Why?"
Horse: "Sorry, girl you just got Gerried"
gerried by Swarlito's Way September 8, 2010
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general gerried

When you decide to rant on something that pisses you off, in general in an online video. Or you rant about it on social media; while properly citing your sources by the facts; ocassionally calling out other people's bullshit. All while increasing viewership and subscribers without breaking a sweat.
Did you see the video posted by Tasha K?

Man, she general gerried the hell out of that R Kelly interview and got tons of views and subscribers.
general gerried by FYWC April 11, 2019
The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.
Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.
Garried by asandahl January 12, 2012
Aussie word for being real high up on amphetamines (particularly MDMA). Those who are garried tend to the life of the party!
"Bro we were so garried last night!"
"Wow you're so garried HAHA"
"Oi do I look garried to you?"
Garried by pewpew1704 May 28, 2018

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital
Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday
getting garried by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014
slang for "gerontophil", someone who is sexually attracted to elderly people, usually men.

After seeing John cruising that 80 year old, I knew that he was a gerrie
gerrie by 665930## March 1, 2008
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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