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germany or florida 

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A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
germany or florida by Ace December 9, 2003
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Germany or Florida 

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On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.
Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany
Germany or Florida by My name December 6, 2003

germany or florida 

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adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida
a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany
germany or florida by peter December 4, 2003

florida or germany 

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it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla
florida or germany by kat December 15, 2003

Florida or Germany 

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Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.
"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"
Florida or Germany by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

Florida or Germany? 

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Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.
Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"
Florida or Germany? by cr8rface January 22, 2009

Florida or Germany 

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Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.
Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?
Florida or Germany by Mike Roan December 7, 2003
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