Definitions by Ace
Honkers
Person 1: bro what would you do if I had honkers 😈
Person 2: nigga what? 📸
(don't ask people this)
Person 2: nigga what? 📸
(don't ask people this)
bri'janae
Turkey Helmet
Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
Turkey Helmet by Ace September 1, 2008
Turkey Helmet
Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
Turkey Helmet by Ace July 30, 2008
tech 9
the 2nd most powerful machine gun after the ak 47. Used if and only if you need to kill everymother fucker in the room
chillin with the pud
chillin with the pud by ace May 13, 2005
Jelqing
The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!