Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 08, 2005
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ITC

A slang word to describe the amount of clearance between a woman's thighs.
A woman walks past two men in the grocery store and one says to the other; Did you see the ITC on that?
by Ace January 09, 2005
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chupta

Anyone from China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, Cambodia.
UCLA's full of chuptas.
by ace March 10, 2004
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LVR

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by Ace April 03, 2005
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36 crazyfists

A mass gathering of crazyfists.
Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.
by Ace March 11, 2005
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 01, 2008
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Jeabus

You walk into a room and find yourself walking towards the stage when the lights turn on and you find that the room is full of gay men. Your responce would be JEABUS
by Ace November 22, 2004
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