Gebbing is the act of scratching one's anus with a finger. Typically done to determine the amount of feces, sweat, or other slime that has accumulated around one's anus. Also, it feels really fucking good. Of course, if you use toilet paper, then it's no longer gebbing, it's just regular wiping.
My girlfriend wouldn't stop bitching about how I always smell my finger after gebbing.
The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.
Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.
The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.
Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.
A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.