Gerardo’s disease

A lifelong disease composed of symptoms that occur from dwarfism and retardation

Dale can’t go on the rides at the park because he has Gerardo’s disease

by Biggb January 16, 2019

Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.

That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.

by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005

Gerald's Game

pertaining to a Stephen King novel, it means to handcuff someome to a bed and leave them for long periods of time.

That dominatrix would Gerald's Game you for the weekend if you piss her off.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020

Gerald's game

Continuous streaming of black and white ; red and blue; green and orange ; patterns that confuse.

She/He kept the Virtual Reality headset on for hours without end everyday to see patterns emerge in Gerald's game.

by Angrypup October 17, 2023

gerald smith

gerald smith is, hot
and he is a gangsta
and he is real nice
and real cool
he um, is a giraffe, a cool one

and he ordered a talking shirt
and likes ramen noodles
and faith hill
and pop tarts

gerald smith is cool cool cool school fool mool shool drool wool tool pool bool

by gangsta bee May 4, 2005