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Grantsexual 

Adult/mature slang for being a straight man, who is strangely attracted to, or is 'turned on' by the 'tip', or the glans of the penis.
I'm a Grantsexual, can I peek at your tip? No, not the whole thing!
Grantsexual by jakisonr June 23, 2017

gelatosexual 

A person who enjoys having sex with various jello products including jello, pudding, and especially pudding pops.
From the contents of her shopping cart, it appeared she might be gelatosexual.
gelatosexual by Dee Kline May 12, 2008

gerontosexual 

Gerontosexual is the meaning to be nonsexual/sexually attracted to someone older than you, usually 2/3x. it IS, usually defined as the "elderly", but if you're 18+, and want to shoot for 40, go for it. No shame, no game. It should just stay a preference, but I guess if it's ONLY people older than you, I want to make sure it's non-mocking the lgbtq+, and just how you roll! (Btw daily reminder to harass any Zoophile <3)
"I found out I was Gerontosexual when I first met my history teacher from my junior freshman year". (someone 18+)

"What the fuck :skull:. That's disgusting but ok".

Grantsexual 

Grantsexual is someone who is attracted to Grant Gustin. yeah he is perfect :)
Omg, Danae is obsessed with Grant, she is so Grantsexual.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026