Gerontosexual is the meaning to be nonsexual/sexually attracted to someone older than you, usually 2/3x. it IS, usually defined as the "elderly", but if you're 18+, and want to shoot for 40, go for it. No shame, no game. It should just stay a preference, but I guess if it's ONLY people older than you, I want to make sure it's non-mocking the lgbtq+, and just how you roll! (Btw daily reminder to harass any Zoophile <3)
"I found out I was Gerontosexual when I first met my history teacher from my junior freshman year". (someone 18+)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"