“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

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GeorgeNotFound

a minecraft youtuber who won’t upload the vlog

“georgenotfound did you upload the vlog yet?”
“nah it doesn’t exist”

GeorgeNotFound by splashpotions September 16, 2020

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GeorgeNotFound

An immaculate excuse to get out of trouble.

"As Police Officers, we will have to give you a ticket for speeding."
"Wait! I'm friends with GeorgeNotFound!"

GeorgeNotFound by not ekul's cousin November 15, 2020

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georghee

(n.) When your friend George has a stroke, but you don't realize it and you say "Goerge! Are you having a stroke?" and he says "ibldgbaidvb"

You: "George! Are you having a stroke?"
George: "ibldgbaidvb"
Friend: "You're having a georghee you fuckbag!"

georghee by Mickey Rockhard November 20, 2017

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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