a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

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Modulo Geographie

Modulo Geographie is a boring textbook that is completely useless.

Sadly, many people use Modulo Geographie.

Modulo Geographie by Za Master January 15, 2020

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national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

national geographic titties by CBianchi August 23, 2007

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Geographic memory

Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.

"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."

Geographic memory by Goodly June 15, 2013

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