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Gentleman's sausage 

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.
Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
Gentlemen's Sausage by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

gentleman sausage 

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
gentleman sausage by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

Gentelmans sausage 

A word for the male 'genitalia' more specifically the penis NOT the scrotum.
"man her head was on my "Gentelmans sausage"
Gentelmans sausage by Debew October 28, 2012

Gentlemans sasuage 

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage
Gentlemans sasuage by fadnams October 11, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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