Gempathetic

The ability to offer empathy (Gempathy) or sympathy, whether it be real or sycophantic, to someone who has no problem that actual requires consolation.

Jane: "My best friend's mother's cousin's teacher's dog died yesterday. I'm really cut up about it."

Gempathetic Person: "I can understand how hard it must be for you. Is there anything I can do to ease your suffering?"

Gempathetic by Luke N. Laura December 30, 2008

Empathetic Prostate 

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Empathetic Bowel Movement by quagblar December 8, 2013

Empathetic 

An understanding of another persons feelings....

Carla looked at Henry and felt empathetic for him because he was unemployed with a family of five.

"I feel so bad for Henry and his family, I know how he must feel"

Empathetic by yosmah August 30, 2009

gapathetic 

An adjective used to descibe a person's dress style which is bland, palid, and shows no originality or flair, and most likely involes an overload of khaki,often induced by workplace dresscode. Gap+apathetic.

"All of Gary's clothes look the same, the guy needs to throw in some color and quit being so gapathetic."

gapathetic by emily nonyabidness July 1, 2008

empatheticality 

To feel another's point of view in your own existence while watching virtual reality

"I feel you" is a good way to describe empatheticality.

empatheticality by Mr Eden's Class June 8, 2018

empathetic relay 

using broadcasts sports/news/entertainment/business, etc,for the attachment of your micro social meme to send to others by non verbal facial expressions of knowing/understanding/empathy .

We knew there was underground revolutionary activity going on Tehran that was mostly whispered about by teenage girls but you could tell the newscasters IE, Stewart/Colbert/Maddow all knew something was going on in a empathetic relay/semiotic subtext.

empathetic relay by shitslinger December 9, 2012