Geli
Geli by grelibeans February 7, 2010
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Geli by Hells Sponge June 13, 2008
Geli
When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
Geli by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010
geli beli
The phonetic spelling of the brand 'jelly belly', according to a YouTube vid about a fuckwit chopping up a gummy candy rat.
In this video a lonely 40yo virgin kills the hopes and dreams of many aspiring scientists by making their job look like child's play, and something a retard could do.
In this video a lonely 40yo virgin kills the hopes and dreams of many aspiring scientists by making their job look like child's play, and something a retard could do.
geli beli by Richard Monroe June 10, 2017
Geli-Paradox
The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.
G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.
J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!
J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!
Geli-Paradox by _JSA July 20, 2010
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