Geli 

110% awesome. synonymous to the word PERFECTION.

I'm aiming for a Geli.

Geli by grelibeans February 7, 2010

Geli 

One of the most dazzling women you can ever find, a true beauty which is unparalleled and loves one unconditionally. Mostly called Angelika, which is truly angelic.

Hey, geli’s perfect, isn’t she?

Geli by TheHarold February 17, 2021

Geli 

A slang term for dead fish.

you smell like a geli!

Geli by Hells Sponge June 13, 2008

Geli 

When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.

Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.

Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?

Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.

Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.

(freaky aryan sex ensues)

Geli by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010

geli beli 

The phonetic spelling of the brand 'jelly belly', according to a YouTube vid about a fuckwit chopping up a gummy candy rat.

In this video a lonely 40yo virgin kills the hopes and dreams of many aspiring scientists by making their job look like child's play, and something a retard could do.

Woah, dude, someone made a stupid vid about a geli beli gummy rat

geli beli by Richard Monroe June 10, 2017

Geli-Paradox

The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.

G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.

J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!

Geli-Paradox by _JSA July 20, 2010

Gelik 

Any type of Mercedes G-Wagon vehicle (Brabus etc). Commonly used by Russians.

Oi, look at that Gelik.

Gelik by hummus boy June 12, 2018