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Geimp

A male who embodies the characteristics of both a Geek and a Pimp; one who knows gadgets like cameras, computers and AV equipment; and is also a calm, cool, ladies man. A Geimp can talk shop with the geeky guys using technical terminology that is over the head of your average babe and at the same time be a hot stud who chicks flock to. The other guys are jealous of him and the girls want to be with him, yet he is friends with everyone. A Geimp makes being nerdy cool.
A club DJ is a Geimp because he knows the audio gear AND gets the girls. A photographer who shoots models and party girls is a Geimp because he knows how to use the camera to make the girls look beautiful and has the charm to make the girls feel beautiful.
by Zymage April 8, 2009
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gimpy cunt

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.
What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt
by PerkieD September 10, 2016
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gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013
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gimp hand

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.
never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.
by squomp January 15, 2011
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Gimple-Speak

When characters in The Walking Dead universe begin to give long-winded nonsensical and unrealistic monologues about why the world is different now and why that's okay. It often times is followed by or preceding some other philosophical babble to try and enhance the "philosophically" written dialogue which is mostly anything but. These are usually written by or match the tone directly of Scott M. Gimple. Avid showruiner of The Walking Dead franchise.
Person 1: "Hey, did you watch the new episode of Fear The Walking Dead last night? Did you hear Morgan's speech?"

Person 2: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to 'Gimple-Speak' which infests both shows now."
by HeroesUnite August 8, 2019
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Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"
by #12345 November 5, 2017
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finger gimp

Dude dylan velitstra is a finger gimp
by Scarlette Foxx December 27, 2017
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