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A Word used to describe a male, independent of race or creed, a bit like bloke. Used more so in the south of England (i.e London) can be used in both a friendly and agressive manner.
Alright Geezer.....


That F*ing geezer has f*cked me right off.
geeza by Matt Richards October 9, 2003
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Male who is known to be down by law by other males.

A Male person who carries himself in laid back way and never gets phased.

Often confused with Geezer,
A geezer is a male person who tries to see a selfish benefit in every situation.

Or a geezer is male who likes beer and is very unpredictable.
Check the dj, this geezzahh will smash it up.

Check Dave, man that guys is one cool muva, yeah man he's a geezahh.

See the way Pete handled that punter, yeah man, kept his cool, he's a geezahh
Geezahh by Activeminded January 26, 2010
a dewd,a mook,a mate
oi geezah stf and rtfm or i'll fookin slap ya
geezah by bongerz September 8, 2006

geeza bird 

a girl hu acts/looks like a man/boy.
cor m8 shes a propa geeza bird init!
geeza bird by xXx (#@z xXx May 5, 2005
A term coined by Independent Wrestler, Dom Vitalli. A Geek and a Mark not to be confused with ”Meezark” relating to an extreme Mark. A Geezark is a fan who takes wrestling far to seriously and has a false intellectual approach to the business of wrestling. Often associated with the Bullet Club or more specifically “The Elite”. Geezarks think they’re doing something edgy and different when in reality they all act the same.

Geezarks refer to WWE as “the E” or “the Fed” as if it would discredit the company in any sort of way, also calling the CEO of the company Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon... “Vince” to think it would insult him or to assume they can be on a first name basis with him.

Geezarks are also known to believe that Cody Rhodes is going to put the WWE out of business as some sort of business virtue.
“All Elite Wrestling was just announced! The E is done! Down with Vince!”
What a Geezark..
Geezark by Bobby Bronson January 17, 2019
A top noch fella with a massive Langer unlike the young Alex whelan a man that does not masturbate in others homes
Alex whelan is not a geezar
My nanny is some geezar for her age
Geezar by Yournan5 April 30, 2019
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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