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A Word used to describe a male, independent of race or creed, a bit like bloke. Used more so in the south of England (i.e London) can be used in both a friendly and agressive manner.
Alright Geezer.....


That F*ing geezer has f*cked me right off.
geeza by Matt Richards October 9, 2003
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Male who is known to be down by law by other males.

A Male person who carries himself in laid back way and never gets phased.

Often confused with Geezer,
A geezer is a male person who tries to see a selfish benefit in every situation.

Or a geezer is male who likes beer and is very unpredictable.
Check the dj, this geezzahh will smash it up.

Check Dave, man that guys is one cool muva, yeah man he's a geezahh.

See the way Pete handled that punter, yeah man, kept his cool, he's a geezahh
Geezahh by Activeminded January 26, 2010
a dewd,a mook,a mate
oi geezah stf and rtfm or i'll fookin slap ya
geezah by bongerz September 8, 2006

geeza bird 

a girl hu acts/looks like a man/boy.
cor m8 shes a propa geeza bird init!
geeza bird by xXx (#@z xXx May 5, 2005
A term coined by Independent Wrestler, Dom Vitalli. A Geek and a Mark not to be confused with ”Meezark” relating to an extreme Mark. A Geezark is a fan who takes wrestling far to seriously and has a false intellectual approach to the business of wrestling. Often associated with the Bullet Club or more specifically “The Elite”. Geezarks think they’re doing something edgy and different when in reality they all act the same.

Geezarks refer to WWE as “the E” or “the Fed” as if it would discredit the company in any sort of way, also calling the CEO of the company Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon... “Vince” to think it would insult him or to assume they can be on a first name basis with him.

Geezarks are also known to believe that Cody Rhodes is going to put the WWE out of business as some sort of business virtue.
“All Elite Wrestling was just announced! The E is done! Down with Vince!”
What a Geezark..
Geezark by Bobby Bronson January 17, 2019
A top noch fella with a massive Langer unlike the young Alex whelan a man that does not masturbate in others homes
Alex whelan is not a geezar
My nanny is some geezar for her age
Geezar by Yournan5 April 30, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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