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gee wilikers 

Gee wilikers! Your dick is HUGE!
gee wilikers by isarah September 30, 2008

gee willikers 

a humorous or outdated extension of gee, which is a euphemism for Jesus.
Gee willikers, that wind's a-blowin'!
gee willikers by kadatz September 16, 2010

Golly Gee Wilikers 

1. Expression used to show amazement. Mainly from the beginning to middle of the 20th century, used today as a joke and when around old and/or religious people who would probably take away your share of the will if "holy fuck" or such was used.
2. A sexual position whereas the female bends over to the front, touches her toes and the man unpredictably comes up from behind to commence the fucking whilst the surprised female exclaims "Golly Gee Wilikers!"
1. You have cancer grandpa? Holy F-.. Golly Gee Wilikers!!!
2. You're looking lovely tonight my dear. What you say to a Golly Gee Wilikers?

Gee Whilikers 

something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on
I just got a new Volkswagen last week and it broke to pieces. Gee whilikers!
Gee Whilikers by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

gee wilikers 

Gee wilikers, this movie's long!
gee wilikers by kadatz September 17, 2010

gee willakers! 

Expression of surprise. Not sure of origin, but possibly evolved from the following conversation:

Fred: "I inherited several square feet of land?"
Will: "No, dad gave you several ACRES!"
Fred (surprised): "Gee, Will, acres?!"
Gee willakers, this 'mummy' costume I'm wearing has no zipper!
gee willakers! by norman December 5, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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