flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

chicken cow

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

by Norman November 29, 2003

Quetzal

1) A monetary unit of Guatemala, equal to 100 Centavos.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.

Shipping an issue of MAD from New York to Guatemala by ground will cost 2000 Quetzals (think it's easy to drive through Central America?).

by Norman December 05, 2003

game ops

One who is called upon to smite losers who disrupt the online world such as the fine example given here

Loser: Assorted loser insults

Gameop: Loser was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Norman December 20, 2003

Ballface

a term for one who is a constant teabagger.

Dude emily was such a ballface with the 3 guys.

by norman August 28, 2004

moggies

English for several (or more) cats

"Those moggies are round the dustbins again"

by Norman July 24, 2004

back buddy

A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.

Hey "Little Mike" I heard your Chris Obrien's Back Buddy.

by norman May 13, 2005