a person who lets the amount of gear/equipment they have or how much money they spent define how good they are at specific task. can be applied to gaming, sports,and hobbies, (many tend to over do it).
I have the Modern Warfare edition Xbox 360 and a pair of Gunnar Gamer glasses, that I always wear when I pwn noobs. I'm SO a hardcore gamer. said the gear fag
The combination between garbage and the popular cartoon cat Garfield that mostly relates to messy food or spilled or disgusting food or something disgusting in general such as vomit or spit.
Referring to an all Panda orgy including one human male. Preferably over the age of fifty and 400 pounds. At one point in this event, the fat ass male must blow all of the pandas he is with.
Ryan had a sick gerfagel with a couple of fucking crazy pandas last week.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!