Gazip 

Anatomical term being perineum. Golfing term. As in ‘she was bitten by a snake between the first and second hole’. When you land an approach shot on a small patch of heavily manicured turf that runs down to the hole.

Man, nice shot, right on the gazip.

Gazip by Bernie the Attorney December 30, 2019

Gazpacho Police

Soup Nazis.

According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.

"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.

Gazpacho Police by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2022

gazizza 

Gazizza is a word from the world of "NewsRadio", a syndicated TV show on NBC from 1995-1999. The true story of this word is a writer's brother's friend, while playing foosball, would shout "Gazizza!" every time he hit the ball.

However, in the NewsRadio world (Specifically in episodes "Office Feud," and "Space," it is used as an informal greeting.

See also "Bitchcakes", and "Internot!"

"Gazizza, Catherine."
"Gazizza, Bill."

gazizza by neptho April 26, 2006

Gazina 

A rare and perfect person; a very unique name and individual; a name of a girl who is undoubtedly amazing. The type of girl you search your whole life for.

A very balanced person. Caring yet playful, understanding yet challenging.

Possesses more integrity than your mother's grandmother.

The type of woman who makes you want to be a better man.

Sexy and sweet.
Intelligent and independent.
Someone you can just cuddle for hours with. Someone you can trust your entire existence with.

Is young at heart.

A romantic;
An innocent;
A swift ninja who will not miss an opportunity to scare the living hell out of you.

Completely and utterly beautiful.

Bacon... Enough said.

"I've really been trying to meet a Gazina dude, but there's like, only one. I checked it. On that national name checker dude. So...shit."

"Yeah, and I heard that that one's already taken."

Gazina by PseudooduesP July 1, 2011

Peter Gazing

Staring at a mans dick in the locker room or other location for 2 seconds or more.

dude, stop peter gazing.

Peter Gazing by Dsmooth5 August 13, 2010

Gaziboed 

For a posh English gentleman to be overwhelmingly drunk, usually on bourbon.
Results can be throwing up, disjointed breathing, descent into a state of paralysis, throwing up, slurred speech, embarrassing comments and throwing up.
Pyjamad, bookcased, bungalowed, trollied and wellied are also appropriate phrases.

"Good god I was outright gaziboed last night, old boy"

Gaziboed by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 27, 2013

Gazillion Dollar Bet

One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.

Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.

Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.

In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.

Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.

In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.

Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.

Gazillion Dollar Bet by Husuf March 26, 2010