Gaystimate

A guesstimate of how gay somebody is.

"How gay do you think that guy is?"

"Pretty gay, by my gaystimate"

by yricardo January 27, 2010

Gaystipation

When a gay person doesn't come out. Similar to how a poo doesn't come out when you are constipated.

Gayle: Do you think Matt has Gaystipation?
Ockert: Defos! He's hella gay.

by mberry October 26, 2015

guestimate

the most fucking retarded word in existance, people get stupider from hearing it

guy one- i just guestimated my income

guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger

by markie tuckett February 13, 2009

guestimate

V. To guess and estimate at the same time.

Ok, now guestimate the number of jelly beans in the bowl, Jimmy.

by Ferrett487 July 8, 2005

Gastimate

a guesstimate on the gas mileage of a car

A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase

A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.

by LanScript September 25, 2009

Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out

I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated

by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

guestimate

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!

Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!

by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011