Definitions by mberry

Xolani 

Verb - To take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.

After breaking into the stockroom, the thief decided to xolani some of the retailer's SSD stock.

Xolani by mberry May 10, 2019

bunjob 

A verb used to describe the act of oral stimulation of a manbun. The word is basically used as a manbun equivalent to fellatio.

Jarred: My mum gives the best bunjobs!
Kristin: Ew.

bunjob by mberry July 16, 2018

plang plang 

Term used mostly by prepubescent girls as a synonym for a "playlist".

Kendal: Damn Chloe gurl, you heard Kim's new plang plang yet?
Chloe: Aw naw gal, it must be drippin'?

plang plang by mberry June 18, 2018

HJB 

Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.

Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.

HJB by mberry June 12, 2018

Gaystipation

When a gay person doesn't come out. Similar to how a poo doesn't come out when you are constipated.

Gayle: Do you think Matt has Gaystipation?
Ockert: Defos! He's hella gay.

Gaystipation by mberry October 26, 2015