The organisation of queer people who will come for you if you're a straight couple trying to get married during pride month. It is Illegal for straight people to get married in June and the Gaystapo's Homolice will find you.

Bisexual, pansexual, and etc couples are not bound by these laws.

Caroline: "Stefan and I were planning a June wedding but then the Gaystapo found us and told us to stop. So now we're aiming for July."
Elizabeth: "Good call Care, If you're straight you do not want to mess with the Gaystapo. The Gaystapo will stay peaceful until you provoke them like you did."

Gaystapo by Dracyan June 21, 2022

gaystapo

militant homosexual activists. Instead of thugs they use lawyers to get thier way.

massachusetts has been taken over by the gaystapo

gaystapo by supafly rabbi May 28, 2004

Get the gaystapo mug.

Gaystapo

The secret police force used by a fagtatorship to maintain power and control over society, forcing homosexuality, uniformity and obedience on all subjects of said society.

The Gaystapo are extensively used by the fagtatorial regime of 126 middlewood road.

Gaystapo by Fascist in Fascists clothing May 13, 2008

Get the Gaystapo mug.

GayStation

A derogatory term for the Sony PlayStation. Originally coined by N64 Gamer (an Australian videogaming magazine) in the late 1990's. Can also be adapted to other Sony systems, Eg: GayStation 3 and GayStation Portable.

"The Nintendo 64 completely owns the Sony GayStation."

"People only bought GayStations so they could play burnt games on 'em."

"GayStation 3 blows. I hope it fails."

GayStation by Force-15 December 13, 2008

Get the GayStation mug.

Gaystation

When your a bad 3am YouTuber.

Hey have you heard of a gaystation?

Gaystation by I’m at your moms house February 5, 2020

Get the Gaystation mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

Get the Witch Bath mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.