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Gaynandez 

The act of jerking off into ones own mouth.
Oh dear, did he just pull a Gaynandez?
Gaynandez by Paulcifer May 11, 2011
Words you can keep
A gay man with a grenade up his ass
Tha guy has been gaynad(ing.)
GAYNADE by daftlad_uk April 11, 2003
When your homosexual sibling takes you and locks you in their room, and tries to make you gay.
I'm gay because my brother gave me a gaynade.
gaynade by CamMartians August 28, 2015
n00b fags use "GAYNADES" to TK like asshats.
OMFG you n00b fag, stop tking me with your GAYNADES!@
GAYNADE by DROOG|IcoHolic April 11, 2003
When your playing Call of Duty 4 or any other shooter game, and you get hit by a grenade that you no chance of running away from.
Your walking, and someone cooks a grenade all the way and throws it, and it just happens to land right by you, and there nothing you can do, thats gaynaded
Gaynaded by Ryan McMillian June 14, 2008

Lord Gaymander 

n. 1. Lord of all things non hetero. 2. A person who is at the least is so flamboyant that Liberace himself would stand up and scream "what a homo!". 3. A non elected position within the gay community which elevates a person to royal status.
Did you see that Lord Gaymander over there? He is carrying a purse and waving at his friends like he's Princess Di.
Lord Gaymander by realistic12 October 26, 2012
Gaynade is better than H2o and gets the blood pumping
Gaynade by rewster7 May 3, 2010
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