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Gay dick 

A dick that's gay but the owner isn't.
Bro 1: I was with a girl last night but my dick did not work again

Bro 2: Haha gay dick
Gay dick by JakobGotAGayDick August 20, 2021

gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.
I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.
gay dick syndrome by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016

gay dick kelly

a gay version of machine gun kelly
Did you hear gay dick kelly's new song dissing eminem? that shit was ass.
gay dick kelly by adalfag eis March 16, 2019

Gay dick sex

When two or more guys, make sex.
With dicks.
Wow, I was watching porn the other day, and there was lots of gay dick sex.
Gay dick sex by x_xherx_x June 23, 2006

Cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth 

Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.
example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.
"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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