The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nastysurprise
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.