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gaybortion 

1. the act of aborting gay fetuses
2. the occasional MS Paint comic made by infamous LiveJournal prognosticator missnegativity.
1. A recently proposed bill in the Maine legislature would make gaybortion illegal.

2. Did you read the latest Gaybortion? missnegativity 0wnz0rz!!!11!!eleven!!
gaybortion by mcsokrates March 1, 2005

gagortion 

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"
Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.
gagortion by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008

Gaymotion 

A gay porno filmed in stop motion
Andrew: how cool was our gaymotion last night?
Andrew 2: It was sweet!
Andrew: yha!
Gaymotion by andrew1234123454 October 20, 2008

Gaymotional

When your gay friend is having a bad day and their masculinity has evaded them. i.e. They're crying, whining, screaming, moaning and just generally acting like a woman with the worst possible PMT. This is them being gaymotional.
Why is Scotty upset? He's being gaymotional.
Gaymotional by Diggumup January 9, 2010

Gaybotron 

Noun - A homosexual robot
Adj - An exorbitantly gay being with cognitive thought who thinks only of gay things, such as chairs and flowers

Gaybotron is a derrogative term used to describe someone who has exceeded the bounds of gayness, who is pertaining to all of the traits of being a flaming homosexual. Also, a master of Flamboyant Gayness.
Grant: Hey, get off my Dick you pervert, I'm Hetero-sexual!
Roland: Sorry, I guess im just a Gaybotron.
OR
Tyler: Who's that new guy from France that had gay sex with the Janitor?
Jarret: Oh, thats Brundo, the Gay Robot.

Tyler: *sigh* Another Gaybotron?
OR
Shia labeouf: Optimus...where are your pants?
Optimus: Oh-ho-ho my boy, you sure grind my gears.
Shia: Gaybotron...
Gaybotron by Mike Littori August 10, 2009

gaybation 

when a male has a legitimate opportunity with a female and he fails to act upon it he is then put on gaybation. he then has to score with said female in a decided upon amount of time. friends have the right during gaybation to make fun and give absolute hell to the male on gaybation until he has filled his duty.

*context of the situation and enviorment are factors in being released from gaybation
scoring ranges from a kiss on the mouth the getting the girl pregnant

"you are hereby declared on gaybation"
gaybation by Apt 1515 November 5, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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