Gaybortion

when two homos fuck in the ass and the taker runs to the bathroom and lets loose a messy dump

"Man, Leon and I did some extreme fucking last night to the point where I had a gaybortion!"

by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

gaybortion

1. the act of aborting gay fetuses
2. the occasional MS Paint comic made by infamous LiveJournal prognosticator missnegativity.

1. A recently proposed bill in the Maine legislature would make gaybortion illegal.

2. Did you read the latest Gaybortion? missnegativity 0wnz0rz!!!11!!eleven!!

by mcsokrates March 1, 2005

gagortion

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.

by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008

Gaymotion

A gay porno filmed in stop motion

Andrew: how cool was our gaymotion last night?
Andrew 2: It was sweet!
Andrew: yha!

by andrew1234123454 October 20, 2008

Gaymotional

When your gay friend is having a bad day and their masculinity has evaded them. i.e. They're crying, whining, screaming, moaning and just generally acting like a woman with the worst possible PMT. This is them being gaymotional.

Why is Scotty upset? He's being gaymotional.

by Diggumup January 9, 2010

Gaybotron

Noun - A homosexual robot
Adj - An exorbitantly gay being with cognitive thought who thinks only of gay things, such as chairs and flowers

Gaybotron is a derrogative term used to describe someone who has exceeded the bounds of gayness, who is pertaining to all of the traits of being a flaming homosexual. Also, a master of Flamboyant Gayness.

Grant: Hey, get off my Dick you pervert, I'm Hetero-sexual!
Roland: Sorry, I guess im just a Gaybotron.
OR
Tyler: Who's that new guy from France that had gay sex with the Janitor?
Jarret: Oh, thats Brundo, the Gay Robot.

Tyler: *sigh* Another Gaybotron?
OR
Shia labeouf: Optimus...where are your pants?
Optimus: Oh-ho-ho my boy, you sure grind my gears.
Shia: Gaybotron...

by Mike Littori August 10, 2009

gaybation

when a male has a legitimate opportunity with a female and he fails to act upon it he is then put on gaybation. he then has to score with said female in a decided upon amount of time. friends have the right during gaybation to make fun and give absolute hell to the male on gaybation until he has filled his duty.

*context of the situation and enviorment are factors in being released from gaybation

scoring ranges from a kiss on the mouth the getting the girl pregnant

"you are hereby declared on gaybation"

by Apt 1515 November 5, 2008