gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009

gay man's ring

when a man wears a thick silver ring, preferably with a wavy imprinted design, on his middle, pointer or thumb

Wow look at that guy's gay man's ring. He is either the lead singer in creed or poorly mistaken.

by jabone November 29, 2012

Gay Man's Fifty

A quantity of marijuana or hashish, ostensibly worth $50, but which has been taxed. By "taxed" is meant that the drug has been procured through a middle-man, who has taken some of the product for himself, secretly (or, to use the vernacular, "on the sly"), as covert payment for his services. Whilst taxing is standard procedure among Marijuana Addicts, the Gay Man's Fifty is distinctive because it is taxed excessively: the marijuana is so heavily taxed that it is thought (by the middle-man) that the intended recipient will not accept it. It being a seller's market, fortunately for the middle-man, the recipient always does.

"Yo, I thought that dude was my cuz, but he sold me a gay man's fifty, son!"

by J Johnson December 16, 2005

gay man's corvette

Term used to describe a Mazda Miata. Also called a HOMObile.

Check out the pussy in the gay man's corvette!

by DonEduardo May 24, 2008

Gay Man’s Chin Rest

A nickname for the perineum, or in slang often referred to as the gooch.

Paul lay his jaw on Jason’s gay man’s chin rest, while Paul probed Jason’s arsehole with his tongue.

by Zoltronix1972 May 23, 2023

Gay Man's Paradox

If a man who is gay who identifies as a woman and likes MEN meets a woman who is a lesbian who identifies as a man who likes WOMEN get into a relationship, would it be gay or straight? for a heterosexual relationship involves a party with the opposite sex. Thus creating the current state of the Gay Man's Paradox.

Quinn and Joshandra are in a relationship, They are both gay and lesbian which creates the gay man's paradox

by bresandra coleshmito chour qui March 5, 2026

The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021