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Gay clown 

a gay clown says: "yaashonk"
gay clown: yaashonk!
Gay clown by ClownnBoii August 1, 2021

The clown that hides from gay people 

A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown

That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me.
Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people "

Person B: " No I have not "

Person A: " well I see the clown it's behind you "

Person B: " *turns around* I don't see him "

Person A: " your Gay lol "

The clown that hides from gay people 

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.
Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

gay cloning

The phenomenon describing how many gay guys are attracted to other guys who look exceedingly similar to themselves.
A: Have you ever noticed how so many gay couples look like each other?
B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.
gay cloning by SpillingTea January 16, 2015

gayclowning 

Verb. The act of inserting a balloon animal inside the anus of someone of the same sex as you while at the same time inserting your red colored genitals into their mouth.
Steve and I were gayclowning last night when the balloon doggie exploded in his anus after I climaxed in his mouth.
gayclowning by Alain M. April 2, 2008

gayclown 

A gayclown is the act of a man receiving a blowjob from another man and while in the act the receiver alternately punches his partner in the nose forcing him away.The receiver then pulls him quickly back. This in turn imitates a bozo the clown punching bag, with the wobbling and a big red nose.
Jene had to take time off from work because Phil broke Jene`s nose performing the gayclown
gayclown by Poopy Mcneckbeard April 20, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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