Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The Gatto
When someone is in the middle of using a urinal and another person sneaks up behind them and kisses them on the back of their neck.
The Gatto by Not coach Randy March 28, 2019
Joe Gatto
Joe Gatto is one of the funnier guys on the infamous show on Trutv called Impractical Jokers!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!
Joe Gatto! It's you! I'm such a fan! Your on Impractical Jokers! RIGHT!?? Can I get a picture! Is this your punishment? You had to work in the fast food restaurant! You guys are HILARIOUS! Where are the 4 guys?
Joe Gatto by My dogs are cute! March 5, 2021
joe gatto
joe gatto by Robbie (skrrrttt) December 24, 2016
Gattor
drinking vast quantities of alcohol and proceeding to get off your face or whitey
Getting drunk/pissed/hammered/smashed/licked/fucked up/wasted/on one.
gatterd people will usually shout GET YOUR GASH OUT!
Gattorphinalia
Getting drunk/pissed/hammered/smashed/licked/fucked up/wasted/on one.
gatterd people will usually shout GET YOUR GASH OUT!
Gattorphinalia
Joe Gatto
Joe is a former member of the tv show Impractical Jokers:( . He will be greatly missed on the show. He is HILARIOUS! You gotta love Joe.
Person 1: “Who’s your favorite joker?”
Person 2: “Joe Gatto! He’s the best”
Person 1: “I know! I’m so sad he left”
Person 2: “Joe Gatto! He’s the best”
Person 1: “I know! I’m so sad he left”
Joe Gatto by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026