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gastropub 

A public house that sells food served on roofing slates or lumps of wood
I went to the local gastropub last night; the gravy poured off the side of my slate and ran over the table
gastropub by Paje69 March 23, 2016

Gastropub 

An establishment which serves World renown cuisine to highly respectable customers. In particular, humans of the 'Myles' variety enjoy the splendid dishes on offer at such places. Often found in the most unlikely spots of inner beauty about the quaint English country-side.
Arabella: Father, i'm starving, and in need of some 'posh nosh'.

Edward: I say, a trip to the local Gastropub is in order, don't you?

Arabella: Excellent idea!
Gastropub by Pub Grub October 12, 2008

Gastropub 

A dining establishment where food hygiene comes a poor second to profits
Me: I won't be at work today

Boss: How come?

Me: Went to the gastropub downtown last night...

Got to go! - got to shit me a river
Gastropub by GuttandTag March 21, 2022

Gastropolitan 

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
Gastropolitan by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

Gastroporn 

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.
The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn
Gastroporn by ben dyer April 23, 2006

Gashtropub 

A pub Where the main activity is the eating of gash, a lesbian bar.
GF:Wanna Head to the Gashtropub and pick up some chick for a threesome ?

BF: It's like i'm in some sort of wonderful dream...
Gashtropub by RedShamrock April 11, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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