Definitions by GuttandTag

cuntus ejectus

noun: pig-latin for "birthday"

Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?

cuntus ejectus by GuttandTag August 11, 2023

Baby Elephant Walk 

A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools

Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!

Baby Elephant Walk by GuttandTag July 25, 2022

Gastropub 

A dining establishment where food hygiene comes a poor second to profits

Me: I won't be at work today

Boss: How come?

Me: Went to the gastropub downtown last night...

Got to go! - got to shit me a river

Gastropub by GuttandTag March 21, 2022

Tore Leather 

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

Tore Leather by GuttandTag March 12, 2019