"Hey dude did you see that new gastroporn that was uploaded last night?"
"Yeah what about it, that sex looked hot but it was kind of disturbing since they were ripping one ever 10 seconds"
"Yeah that was a bit disgusting haha"
Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "
Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.