gastrofuck

to eat something so mind-blowing glutenous that it's comparable to sex

That was some mind-blowing gastrofuck.

I left that restaurant completely gastrofucked!

gastrofuck by slimmy012 December 14, 2010

Astrofucker 

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.

Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.

Astrofucker by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020

Astrofuck

(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.

"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."

Astrofuck by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008

astrofuckingnomical 

fucking extremely large

What an astrofuckingnomical building

astrofuckingnomical by ogaago April 26, 2011

castrofuck 

n. A Catastrofuck in Cuba.

Cuba: wonderful island, friendly people, cool cigars, hot music. Shame the country's a castrofuck.

castrofuck by Peter N Carr October 5, 2006

astrofuckingnominal 

gas prices these days

I’m trying to be more conscientious of my trips into town with gas prices being so astrofuckingnominal.

astrofuckingnominal by HKickers March 9, 2022