gastropube

A hair in your food that is too curly for contemplation.

Blair, don't look now but I think your street food's arrived with a free gastropube thrown in.

by alphamunki November 5, 2017

gastropub

A pub selling high class cuisine - such as Rump Steak Stroganoff

Mmmm, that sure was a good organic beef mince Lasagne with proper cheese sauce - You sure that place wasn't a Gastropub?

by Rion February 14, 2005

Gashtropub

A pub Where the main activity is the eating of gash, a lesbian bar.

GF:Wanna Head to the Gashtropub and pick up some chick for a threesome ?

BF: It's like i'm in some sort of wonderful dream...

by RedShamrock April 11, 2009

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004

gastropub

A public house that sells food served on roofing slates or lumps of wood

I went to the local gastropub last night; the gravy poured off the side of my slate and ran over the table

by Paje69 March 23, 2016

Gastrophelia

The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.

See Gastropheliac

"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"

by dwayne May 12, 2004

gastroparesis

Gastroparesis is a condition that affects the normal spontaneous contractions of the muscles in the human stomach, that propel food through to the small intestine.

He couldn't eat because he is suffering from gastroparesis.

by fednet October 4, 2019