Gastropog

when a gastropod like species pogs or makes a similar expression

"yo that snail is gastropogging."

by The_Gay_Witch February 25, 2021

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008

Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.

OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!

by jast86 October 3, 2010

gastropub

A pub selling high class cuisine - such as Rump Steak Stroganoff

Mmmm, that sure was a good organic beef mince Lasagne with proper cheese sauce - You sure that place wasn't a Gastropub?

by Rion February 14, 2005

Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.

Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.

by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

Gastroporn

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.

The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn

by ben dyer April 23, 2006

Gastrorgasm

The state of complete joy and ecstasy from eating a delicious piece of food.

(1) You should try the grilled corn from Cafe Habana in New York; it'll give you the craziest gastrorgasm ever.

(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.

by makalive45 December 11, 2009