Gasperm 

A person who is deeply obsessed with jacking off.

I’m a gasperm.

Gasperm by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

Gasper 

British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”

Gasper by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016

Gasperger's 

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.

-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-

Gasperger's by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010

Gaspergoo 

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips

Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!

Gaspergoo by Suka may korncob May 29, 2019

Gasper 

British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.

Gasper by Croatalin December 2, 2013

Gasper Treatment 

The process of being "OWNED" by many entities

Mike got ripped off on ebay, and did not know what to do. Mike formed a plan... He got his Camaro/Firebird buddies to unite the message board forums of the internet to deliver the Gasper Treatment to the crook.

Gasper Treatment by Eric Gasper March 10, 2005

gasper 

Someone who likes to be choked or strangled while having sexual relations.

Before he tied me up to f*ck me, I reminded him that I'm a gasper.

gasper by Queen of the Gaspers September 8, 2006