A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked socialskill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.
-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-
Years ago my mother would say that women that had huge mammary glands had "gasseygooners"
So, big boobs are called gasseygooners.
I am telling everyone about this in an attempt to bring this description back into common use.