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gasperated 

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.
I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.
gasperated by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007

The Great Gasperini 

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you tag team with a needy buddy to switch off without her knowing. You then leave bedroom with them still going at it. You then go outside and video your friend doing you partner from behind. You then end it by knocking on the window while still videoing them for her reaction.
Hey if your not busy tonight, do you want to help me pull off The Great Gasperini tonight so I can dump my new girlfriend?

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.
Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.
Gasperation by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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