Gashstronome 

An expert in the art of dining out on clunge.

"he licked me out good and proper, he was quite the gashstronome"

Gashstronome by Normy75 June 15, 2013

gastronome 

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.

You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."

gastronome by Very Finestein July 23, 2013

gangstronomer 

One who observes and charts the location of gangstas. To date there are no known professional gangstronomers and no formal training, just devoted amateurs and hobbyists.

The gangstronomer carefully charted the positions of the gangstas he could spot with his telescope.

gangstronomer by John P.H. Ball December 24, 2007

gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).

matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"

gashtronomical by Olly J October 2, 2006