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A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.

It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.

Garritt by The left meat Clever May 16, 2011

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Garritt Hardenburgh

Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.

oh my gosh I want to be (Garritt Hardenburgh) so bad. he always has a girl and i don't.

Garritt Hardenburgh by derkwithdank June 25, 2017

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GarrittPG

“GarrittPG”a competitive fortnite player. Most used quote “Bots hit shots”

garrittpg by Fortnite Fan 23 July 6, 2021

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garrittpg

GarrittPG is a good fn player and had over 1500 wins and top 100 placements. He was a popular twitch streamer also.

holy shi* GarrittPG is in my game right now!

garrittpg by Keyhim July 7, 2021

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garrett watts

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler

garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

garrett watts by youtube-ular June 17, 2018

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP

Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

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Garrett Leach

Someone who watches anime and plays lots of video games. Usually known for his sister getting banged by his best friend.

See that Garrett Leach guy? I banged his sister!

Garrett Leach by AnonymousBartender November 9, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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