A small... small... small.... SMALL.... county where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week. The people range from hillbillies to rednecks to wanna-be-gangstas and sport fanatics.
by LearnWhenLoveIsGone August 1, 2014
Get the Garrett Countymug. A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
by lolihate you August 7, 2018
Get the Garrett county Marylandmug.