Garrett County 

A small... small... small.... SMALL.... county where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week. The people range from hillbillies to rednecks to wanna-be-gangstas and sport fanatics.

I live in Garrett County, and yesterday, we received a foot of snow. Today was 98 degrees outside.

Garrett County by LearnWhenLoveIsGone August 1, 2014

Garrett county Maryland 

A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.

Garrett county Maryland

Garrett county Maryland by lolihate you August 7, 2018

Garett county Gurgler 

This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.

That lucky girl! She got a Garett county Gurgler!

Garett county Gurgler by batherbutt December 18, 2008