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Lumpy Garfields 

Lady with Genital Warts
You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields
Lumpy Garfields by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Garfield's friend Odie 

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.
Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Andrew Garfield 

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.
andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee
Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021

Andrew Garfield 

The hottest man alive
“Who is Andrew Garfield”
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”
Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Andrew Garfield 

Andrew Russell Garfield Hillman is the MOST kindest people in this world.
He's a bloody actor-brilliant portrayal.
OH AND HE IS A SUPERHERO REAL LIFE

He deserves happiness and love. He was robbed many times they robbed him many oscars and award.

An idol and inspiration for a lot of people.
He's relationship with Emma Stone was the precious thing in the world and the way he loves her.
SO YOU CAN NOT DONT LOVE HIM OR I KICK YOUR ASS UP
"andrew garfield is the best spider-man ever"

"i want a movie of andrew garfield playing the dad of tom holland"

"andrew garfield is hot as fuck"

"YOU KNOW THE ACTOR FROM HACKSAW RIDGE ? Andrew garfield isn't it ?"
HELL YEAH
Andrew Garfield by stonefield April 14, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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