Definitions by sittinherebored

Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

Bobert by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

Lumpy Garfields 

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

Lumpy Garfields by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

dry tub 

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

dry tub by sittinherebored January 27, 2018