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A Gardere is someone who would kill anyone for a single slice of lasagne
Person 1: Hey look i have some lasagne
Gardere:*stabs* mine
Gardere by DreeDaTree October 15, 2020
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getting rose-gardened 

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.
He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

Mexican Gardener 

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist
John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
Mexican Gardener by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

Gardener 

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
Gardener by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

Psycho Gardener 

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.
Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.
Psycho Gardener by John Planter November 16, 2011

gardener 

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.
"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"
gardener by Beckee February 22, 2008