Garbohydration 

When a sports team performs subpar or lackluster, due to the fact of their hydration being abysmal.

Dang the packers sucked, definitely had Garbohydration today.

Garbohydration by Abernathy Trenton III September 15, 2019

carbohydration 

The act of overloading carbohydrates to satisfy instinctual needs.

My favorite part of Thanksgiving is getting my Carbohydration!

carbohydration by Real Akeel November 23, 2017

Carbohydration 

It's like hydration, but with carbohydrates

Guy 1: why are you eating so much mash?
Guy 2: Carbohydration

Carbohydration by Indie-yeeter June 12, 2018