carbohydration

The act of overloading carbohydrates to satisfy instinctual needs.

My favorite part of Thanksgiving is getting my Carbohydration!

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Carbohydration

It's like hydration, but with carbohydrates

Guy 1: why are you eating so much mash?
Guy 2: Carbohydration

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The very act of nourishing your body with carbohydrates

“Hey you getting ready to drink tonight?”

“Yes, I’m carbohydrating do I don’t black out tonight.”

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The very act of nourishing your body with carbohydrates.

“Hey you getting ready to drink tonight?”

“Yes, i’m carbohydrating so i don’t black out.”

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When a sports team performs subpar or lackluster, due to the fact of their hydration being abysmal.

Dang the packers sucked, definitely had Garbohydration today.

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