A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.
Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.
A mental state of being care-free enough to eat anything and everything presented to a person. Usually obtained under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Person 1: Look at Big Tom, he just went into my fridge and came back with a bucket of potato salad from 4 months ago and a piece of catfish that hasn't seen the light of day in weeks.
Person 2: Yea, after one hit from that pipe he turns into a Garbivore.
any city dwelling human who totally relies on the service industry of grocery, restaurant, corner market or fast food to eat. . . and would be totally lost and eventually die from either eating raw roadkill or shot for stealing food from someone else if the service industry were to fail.
urbavores, though able to make meals, are unable to hunt, kill and clean any animal and most likely cannot grow their own vegetables or fruits properly, and would have died off even less than one hundred years ago.
Chuck - I see you went to McDonalds, again, for dinner.
Steve - I got the Big Mac with fries this time. . . the quarter pounder can be so bad for you.
Chuck - You are most definetely an urbavore. . . you're lucky it isnt 1859 or I'd shoot you in my garden. . . if a bear didn't eat you first.
someone who constantly checks on urbandictionary.com so they maysound cool in the presence of company
steve: yea so I went to this party and this douche and his niglet friend brushed there horse on my leg while I was trying to get jiggy with this chica who was going to let me into her giggy, so i tracked these rats down at there place and shoved a brick up there clown lips, which then I proceeded to sock pirate their drawers.
Bob: wow until I truly understand what you just said,...I have come to the conclusion that you are a urbavore
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.