Gaonou 

A name, usually reserved for only the best . Anyone with this name is probably tall, asain, beautiful, funny, and just an all around lovable and loving person.

I wish I was with Gaonou right now.

Gaonou by ablablabla February 6, 2010

glonous

adj. meaning: savory, flavorful, or mouth-watering (Chinese cookery)

"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultural."

glonous by BennyHinn January 20, 2008

glonous

Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."

Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.

glonous by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008

Ganoul 

Slang for the Italian Pastry "cannoli", looks like crusty semen in a soft cookie shell. Originated by a dirty smelly kid from Jersey who cheats on his girlfriend.

"Zavodsky blew a huge load of Ganoul cream when he saw the plethora of Ganoul in front of him"

Ganoul by Mikey A October 16, 2006

glonous

Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.

glonous by 2.2 January 21, 2009

garnouflaging 

The act of camouflaging a substandard bloody Mary cocktail with excessive garnish

Your cheese burger, celery, and bucket of chicken doesn't excuse this awful bloody Mary. You're garnouflaging me man!

garnouflaging by MyBigFat BloodyMary May 6, 2014

garnouflage 

putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary

A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.

garnouflage by Real Bloody May 10, 2014