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adj. meaning: savory, flavorful, or mouth-watering (Chinese cookery)
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultural."
glonous by BennyHinn January 20, 2008
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Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."
Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.
glonous by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008
Slang for the Italian Pastry "cannoli", looks like crusty semen in a soft cookie shell. Originated by a dirty smelly kid from Jersey who cheats on his girlfriend.
"Zavodsky blew a huge load of Ganoul cream when he saw the plethora of Ganoul in front of him"
Ganoul by Mikey A October 16, 2006
Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
glonous by 2.2 January 21, 2009

garnouflaging 

The act of camouflaging a substandard bloody Mary cocktail with excessive garnish
Your cheese burger, celery, and bucket of chicken doesn't excuse this awful bloody Mary. You're garnouflaging me man!

garnouflage 

putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary
A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.
garnouflage by Real Bloody May 10, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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