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Ganjalf

1 - Someone who can smoke incredible amounts of weed, giving off the impression they are some sort of weed wizard.

2 - Someone who always seems to pull weed out of nowhere, like some sort of magic trick, even when they have no job or money to afford as much as they have.
Stoner 1 - Wow, how is Kyle able to smoke such unnatural amount's of weed. I'm already so far gone bro.

Stoner 2 - He's a ganjalf , dude. A weed wizard.

Stoner 1 - Dude, how does Dylan always have weed? Where does he get the money for it all the time, he doesn't even have a job?

Stoner 2 - I dunno dude, it's like he pulls it out of thin air. He must be a ganjalf.
by Any rollies? July 23, 2017
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Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
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GANJala

A hotboxed gondola on a ski mountain

skiers and snowboarders climb in and shut all doors and windows and smoke blunts and joints untill the whole chamber is filled with smoke.
dude we rode the Ganjala. and we had a blast... haha too bad i fell like a million times
by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009
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Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
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Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017
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ganjala

The river run gondola is reffered to as the GANJALA because it is commonly hotboxed by the local shredders.
ITs 4:15 we got five minutes to get on the ganjala!
No stupid tourist you cant ride the Ganjala with us.
Spring dipper shack is full of hippies again lets hit up the Ganjala
by Field 24 February 21, 2008
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Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.
OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.
by thricegreatart May 24, 2010
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