Gamston
Anyone with this surname is a god. Literally. They hit the sack hard at night and love them as hard as they hit them . Also own a little doggo called Barny.
Gamston by gamston4ever March 19, 2017
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Neo-Gastonism
An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
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Neo-Gastonist
A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Gastonk
Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.
The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020
Gaston Trailer Park
Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.
Gaston Trailer Park by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010
Arnett Gaston
One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.
Arnett Gaston by Maximus12 January 9, 2009
Gastonia
A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July
Gastonia by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019
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