What you call someone when they constantly have weed and/or regs on them at a young age. They are usually compiled of mostly water-based cells mixed with zanex and commonly included with aspergers and the strong urge to le gusta dildos.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."