Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner

After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.

Galoomping by Reverend D May 21, 2009

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

gloomingly 

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.

I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.

gloomingly by MrTheNow December 1, 2013

glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.

I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.

glomping by natalia gomez February 11, 2008

Glooping 

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.

There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.

Glooping by smebobo October 5, 2019

galloping knob rot 

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

galloping knob rot by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Glooming 

The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.

Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).

Glooming by Bart101 November 4, 2011